BEFORE YOU START PLEASE NOTE – THE TABLET VERSION DISPLAYS THE BOOK HOW IT IS INTENDED: WITH COLOURS EACH LINE. UNFORTUNATELY I BELIEVE THE KINDLE E-READER PRESENTLY IS SHOWING BLACK AND WHITE. (UNLESS YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT ONE)
I HAVE CREATED THIS ‘GREEN AND COLOURS’ VERSION OF ‘THE BIG VAN MAN’ TO ATTEMPT TO HELP PERSONS WITH DYSLEXIA ENJOY AN EASIER READING EXPERIENCE. IT MAY ALSO BE OF HELP TO SOME PERSONS WITH VARIANTS OF MENTAL HEALTH. I AM NOT TRAINED IN EITHER AREA, BUT HAVING TALKED TO AND LISTENED TO SUGGESTIONS FROM PERSONS AS TO WHAT THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEE, TO CREATE AN EASIER READING EXPERIENCE. I HAVE COME UP WITH THIS CAREFULLY CONSIDERED VERSION. YOU MAY LOOK AND THINK IT IS JUST A RANDOM RAINBOW VERSION, IN FACT IT IS FAR MORE CONSIDERED THAN THAT. I REALISE THIS VERY COLOURFUL VERSION WILL NOT BE FOR EVERYONE, DESPITE THE FACT IT IS FOR ANYONE. BUT, REGULAR READING BOOKS WILL NOT BE FOR EVERYONE, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE MEANT FOR EVERYONE. MY AIM IN ADAPTING THIS BOOK IS FOR EVEN GREATER INCLUSIVITY. I REALISE THERE ARE AUDIOBOOKS THAT CAN HELP, YET NOT EVERYONE HEARS WELL. I DO HOPE THAT SOME PERSONS BIG OR SMALL, MAY BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE READING EXPERIENCE OFFERED HERE. AS FAR AS I KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK IN THE WHOLE WORLD, FORMULATED EXPRESSLY THIS PARTICULAR WAY, TO HELP PEOPLE WITH DYSLEXIA, ETC..
So EXCITED to announce my book that was initially produced 2017. Even I must say this book truly is UNIQUE. Until someone else rips off my style ;))
Please be in at my beginning, and IF you are early enough you may just be able to get hold of one of the VERY FIRST copies that was briefly released, complete with discrepancies. I do believe those copies will one day become HIGHLY collectable. I have a vast body of work to be released and it may be a good idea to try and bag one of those rare hardback/paperback copies for the future. Look to page 143 to see the limerick about the lady with the clicking back, is repeated TWICE. If you find you have this then YES you have a very rare copy. Probably WORTH no more than you paid for it at present. TIME is the key!
Whichever copy of THOMAS’S TAVERNE CRUNCH COVE & ‘THINK’ AMALGAMATION you buy, please do enjoy and tell all your friends to BUY BUY BUY!!!
Please don’t forget to BUY …
WHO’S IT FOR? WHAT’S IT ABOUT?
For persons of senior school to senior years. 11 to 111+ years basically .
Here we have TWO books in one. The first being THOMAS’S TAVERNE CRUNCH COVE. Set within the quiet closed community of a smugglers cove, back in the ancient days of many wrecked sail ships.
During the grim days of pox’s and skullduggery, ALL IS DARN GOOD for the residents of Crunch Cove, until ONE morning. A happening happened upon the Crunch folk. So UNUSUAL that … AND …
‘THINK’ is the other section of this book and it is choc full of poems etc. Although as I say that I must stress that I mainly write stories and most could be read as such, regardless of the fact that these stories are in verse.
Thomas’s Taverne Crunch Cove and ‘Think’ Amalgamation is published by Austin Macauley Publishers.
Available by order from Austin Macauley, Amazon, Waterstones, W.H.Smith and MANY/most other good booksellers.
ISBN 978-1-78693-368-3 (Paperback) ISBN 978-1-78693-369-0 (Hardback) ISBN 978-1-78693-370-6 (E-Book)
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KEDGE SKROPPETT
Released 2015 and made front cover of the christmas edition of “ON THE SCENE’ magazine. Interview by journalist, Amy Burchill.
WHO’S IT FOR? WHAT’S IT ABOUT?
For persons of senior school to senior years. 11 to 111+ years basically .
Accurately described as “A Georgian Victorian melodrama in verse.” Kedge is a quirky tale that hits on every aspect of a melodrama. I don’t know if anyone noticed but i did actually attempt/achieved (?) giving two separate accents in oldish English. One given to the speech of Kedge, also those in his area on the outskirts of ‘old London Town’. Then another accent for his estranged sister Aggie, and those elsewhere across country.
Also described as ‘unique’ I would admit, very much so. To the extent that some people need a couple of attempts initially to actually get into my written style in this book. But once they have got it, they are usually up and reading and maybe occasionally giggling at a darkish humour that filters in periodically.
You can through this link underlined, buy your copy of Kedge Skroppett.
Kedge Skroppett is published by Austin Macauley Publishers.
Available by order from Austin Macauley, Amazon, Waterstones, W.H.Smith and MANY/most other good booksellers.
ISBN 978-1-78554-679-2 (Paperback)
ISBN 978-1-78554-680-8 (Hardback)
ISBN 978-1-78554-681-5 (E-Book)
Do not forget to re-read KEDGE SKROPPETT periodically, to notice a bit more each time.
And if you don’t have a copy then WHY NOT? It’s even illustrated!
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A FAIRLY ROYAL FAIRY WEDDING
MY FIRST YOUNGER CHILDREN’S BOOK.
ACTUALLY written the very day that Prince William married Princess Kate The moment they both drove off in a sports car, I put pen to paper and it was written by the very end of that night. it since underwent several ‘tweekings’ to get it right.
WHO’S IT FOR? WHAT’S IT ABOUT?
For ages roughly 4 to 8. Adults reading to other persons (or themselves) may too, enjoy this. PLEASE NOTE: Quite nicely pictorial, for those not yet reading .
Based SOLELY on a royal fairy wedding. There is a PRINCE, a PRINCESS (both whom you can name) DRESS, UNICORNS, all the entourage etc. This is THE event.
Suitable for BOTH girls and boys, with wonderful bright pictures behind the WEDDING INVITE type of front cover.
This book is actually ROYAL size. Therefore not too big to fit conveniently onto any bookshelf or into any backpack. Also slim enough not to add to add hardly any weight if tucked into an overnight bag or any bag, for a bedtime read.
A Fairly Royal Fairy Wedding is published by Austin Macauley Publishers.
Available by order from Austin Macauley, Amazon, Waterstones, W.H.Smith and MANY/most other good booksellers.
ISBN 978-1-78612-387-9 (Paperback) ISBN 978-1-78612-388-6 (Hardback) ISBN 978-1-78612-389-3 (E-Book) WARNING NOTICE FROM EUNICE
FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON THE EBOOK VERSION OF “A FAIRLY ROYAL FAIRY WEDDING’ IS NOT WORKING CORRECTLY.
I HAVE GOT ONTO THE PUBLISHERS – AUSTIN MACAULEY, TO SEE IF THEY CAN FIX THE PROBLEM. PLEASE REALISE THIS MAY TAKE SOME TIME.
Here I include the first ever picture by the first ever fan of Fairy wedding.
This EXCELLENT picture was beautifully drawn by MISS PHOEBE WALLER aged 4. This picture shows the Princess and Anastasia Bee Queen, it is now framed and sits proudly on my front room wall.
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ORVILLE (SKROPPETT) NOTES
A SEQUEL TO KEDGE SKROPPETT.
WHO’S IT FOR? WHAT’S IT ABOUT?
For persons of senior school to senior years. 11 to 111+ years basically .
Orville (Skroppett) Notes, is a book that can stand alone, although a sequel to ‘Kedge Skroppett’. Here we find Blanche virtually destitute with toddler Myrtle in hand, whilst expectant of baby ‘Orville’, imminent. We follow their progression as they wend their way through a tale of outrageous dealings, hardships and treachery. Theirs is a struggle to climb from the lower class of the Georgian/Victorian era.
RELEASED 2020 AND AVAILABLE ON – AMAZON.
PAPERBACK: ISBN 9798665056968
ALSO AVAILABLE AS AN EBOOK.
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DO PLEASE PRESS THE GREEN CIRCLE ON THE SEARCHBAR ABOVE TO FIND MY PAGE ENTITLED – AS PERSONAL AS I WANT TO GET. YOU MAY HAVE TO THEN ACTUALLY CLICK ONTO THAT HEADING SO THAT THE FULL PAGE WITH PICTURES AND RADIO INTERVIEW ETC COMES UP. I HAVE NOT YET LEARNT THE FINER POINTS OF WEBPAGE MAKING BUT AM SLOWLY GETTING THERE . KIND REGARDS TO YOU FRM EUNICE.
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